Goodbye my friend, R.I.P In Peace

 

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Newest Animation of 2020! (clickbait titles and hashtags!)

Here is a nice new animation by Klayazz just to test out Stop Motion Studio Pro, I think I've got the hang of it.

New and terrible video

My sleep schedule has been rather sporadic in the last few days, usually I sit and play Minecraft or work on music or whatever but having not made a "decent" video in the longest time I got out the old hard drive, got some old pics of law and animated this gem below.

Site update.

I updated the Music and Audio section to include actual downloads of our music, all free for use just please credit. Old ACK!!! and Caustic Candle favorites back up again after a decade. The website in general has just had a bit of a pick me up due to it looking shitty for the longest time.

Here is a video made by me (Klayazz) that was removed by YouTube due to copyright or something, tried to challenge the copyright for parody but they backed me into a corner so it will have to be self hosted for a while. Go spread it around if you want

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I am working on some music stuff as Man Outdoors and new ACK!!! content for free download. Gainsborough, I'm sorry to say but Azzmation isn't going anywhere.

New ACK!!! album

ACK!!! - 30

Arron made a new album as his sexy electronic music project ACK!!!, you can get it from his Bandcamp here to support his kebab addiction or you can steal it using a Bandcamp ripper easily available from google.

The truth hurts

Political Cartoons are the best!

Saw this going around twitter, my little contribution. 

Wholesome and sexy.

Piss On The Pope Album

So I recompiled all of Grim and Laws old tracks and the few covers we made of their tracks into a free download, so get it here. Feel free to use the tracks as you see fit if you choose to do so, use them in your films, remix the hell out of them or just enjoy them in any way you wish.

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: Tracklisting :

01. Slide n Bend

02. My Clay leg

03. Blues Kick

04. Acoustic Jig

05. Back and Back

06. Naruto Theme

07. ACK!!! - Slide n Bend (Cover)

08. Wonkee - Slide n Bend (Cover)

Google translate is just biased that's all.

They said it would be funny, we're just hurt.

POTP - Slide 'n' Bend (ACK!!! Cover)

This cover of Piss On The Popes track "Slide 'N' Bend" by ACK!!! (klayazz) was made in 2018 and was made very quickly by recording a broken electric guitar into a Tascam portable recorder and then adding effects and percussion in Ableton Live.

The video is old footage of Klayazz and JMC wandering around the wetland of Retford one day in 2013 filmed on Arrons little digital camera, we wound up trespassing and eventually getting lost in the forest before wandering home down a set of train tracks...good days.

Download the POTP E.P here

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Filming by Azz and J.M.C
Editing by Azz

Resident Evil : Gainsborough (Redux)

The dead are attacking in the town of Gainsborough and only a few people can stop it!

This 2019 Redux came about due to the numerous copyright claims taken against the original.

Animated by Grim, Law and Gouitsu, Voiced by Grim, Law, Gouitsu and Grims Sister.

Made in 2005, animated at Grims. Edited in 2016 by Klayazz

Azzmation Review :: Soda's of the world! (Ongoing)

We like soda, pop, fizzy drinks and cola (or whatever the hell you call it)

Klayazz :: 10/10 drink, makes my kidneys hurt.

Grim :: I think I drank something like this a few years back, it came back up with some blood.

Gouitsu :: Makes my poop like tar, makes my bumhole itch too.

Law :: Snorted this once on a dare, went blind for 3 days,

Klayazz :: I love this, reminds me of Vanilla Irn Bru but just has something a little more to it.

Grim :: Looks like a bottle of Piss, tastes OK tho.

Gouitsu :: I like pee pee hurr.

Law :: Non alcoholic -5/10

Klayazz :: It tastes like bubblegum, and Irn Bru.

Grim :: It looks like diabetic piss but it's OK too.

Gouitsu :: I pissed out something like this on a WOW gaming night, mine had more blood tho,

Law :: I think I shat out something this colour and consistency one.

Klayazz :: I like it, it tastes like Irn Bru...

Grim :: My teeth hurt

Gouitsu :: Scottish diabetic piss, don't like.

Law :: I thought this was a sweet bar.

Can't Stop Eating - Deleted Scene (2014)

Azz "found" this deleted scene from Sky TV's hit show "Can't Stop Eating" a program about Joe "The Vadge Smasher" Blackburn's insatiable appetite in food consumption and love making.

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Video edited by Azz

Smashing Pumpkins (2010)

Azz and Hach celebrate Halloween in the back garden by drunkenly smashing up their pumpkins

Music :: Jad & David Fair - Phantom
Video by Azz and Hach

Arron Reviews No Fat Milk From The Corner Shop

So I went to the local corner shop, a Londis to be specific to purchase some milk for a cup of tea I had just brewed, I cannot drink my tea without milk of course as I am a man of taste and need the complexities that come with adding cow's tit juice with dirty leaf water and bleached plant granules

Unfortunately when I went there it was nearly midnight, they were low on stock of a few items but the milk was pretty much vacant apart from this one bottle sitting on it's lonesome in the back corner of the fridge (next to a discarded ham sandwich) I picked it up and thought "what the hell, milks milk" but ooh how wrong I was.

Being lucky to be raised in a good household with a loving family I have never had the burden of drinking this foul fucking garbage. So when I got it home I though "hmm why not have a glass and see what it's like" So I proceeded to do so. After having a pretty heavy sample, swishing it in my fat gob to get the flavor and texture I spat it back out violently into the sink when it came to my attention I was probably drinking heavily diluted wallpaper paste.

Okay so it was probably a really stupid idea to drink the "milk" on it's own, it is a last resort kind of drink so I added it to my tea and gave it a stir to mix it in, the tea as you can see in the photo seemed noticeably duller than usual, a little grey where it should be more...well tea brown. I knew it wasn't going to be my normal tea and i felt very guilty for tainting a fine PG Tips tea with this poison but I had to see if the milk was somewhat salvageable.

To your surprise and mine...no it wasn't, I have had some pretty bad teas in my time, once had to spend a week drinking the Tesco's own brand and that requires soaking at least 3 of the little bastards in hot water to garner some semblance of flavour, but this was something else. The "diluted wallpaper paste" stands ever truer to this abomination and so it also went down the drain. Surely this milk had to be made palatable in some way? 

I remembered that I had a box of Coco Pops in the cupboard, that shit practically turns your cereal into a chocolate milkshake so I thought "why the hell not" load the fucker up with chocolate and then I could enjoy it and feel like I didn't just waste 50p.

I poured it into a cup because I really didn't fancy a big bowl of the stuff and let it site for a good 3 minutes. As you can see in the photo it's didn't really do much and I was stirring it every now and again. I took a pretty liberal spoonful making sure to get a nice scoop of the milk, a 50/50 heaping, Like a complete fucking idiot I ate it and as you can guess this stuff is literal cancer, my taste buds have probably died on me and I will never again enjoy the pleasures of worldly, exotic flavours again.

Fuck you and anyone who enjoys you, rot in whatever hell exists for foul, evil milk products. 

Written By Klayazz

15/08/2012

Pokemins 2 (2009)

Grim continues his adventure to get back his Charizard. He runs into gym leader Law!

Starring - Grim, Azz and Law.

Camera - Azz and Crombie.
Editing and Animation - Azz
Music from the Pokemon Gameboy Games.

Shot in a little park in Stow. We entertained the locals and pissed of some pub goers.
Behind the Scenes Video!

Map (2009)

A group of explorers follow a pirate and his pet wormy to find the lost treasure.

Animation by Grim, Law

Music by Grim, Law and Luke

Sets by Troy

Map is a remake of this 2006 classic by Grim when he was living in Lincoln.

The Cake Escape (2009)

Two prisoners given a tool baked in a cake plan their escape!

Animation by Grim, Azz and the students at YALE School, Gainsborough
Music by Grim and Law.

Watch Behind The Scenes Video

Caustic Candle - Non Toxic

 Me and Grim shot the video as we were walking through the back fields of Retford. We were taking my parents dog George for a walk and just filming all sorts of garbage.

Filmed by Grim and Azz. Edited by Azz. 

Music "Caustic Candle - Non Toxic" from the "Crayons Made In China" Album

Made in 2007, Filmed in Retford, behind Morrisons.

Pointless 4 (2008)

Pointless is a series of pointless skits, go figure.

Everything by Azz